Do we really want another black president?
Now, The Onion is something I no longer read regularly. It’s more or less predictable humor that gets old fast. That being said, there’s occasionally a gem. In that vein, I present to you: Do we really want another black president?
I do think the article is missing some facts, however. Despite giving kudos to President Huge Black Guy, it forgets that HBG also planned a strike against the evil Mr. Zorg that decimated the fleet to no avail. In fact, it increased the power of the evil.